crotch tonsils

1. (slang) The male's reproductive system consisting of the testicles and scrotum, from an exterior perspective
2. The tonsils found between your crotch (if you're a man)
3. balls, nuts, family jewels, etc.

Damn, my crotch tonsils itch!

by Lu the Diver November 20, 2007

Tonsillitis

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.

1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.

by Madd Dogggg January 6, 2005

tonsillectomy

When a girl deep throats you so hard, you knock out her tonsils with your shaft.

I want to give that girl a tonsillectomy she'll never forget.

by JDHalfracK September 25, 2010

Tosilog

An adjective coined by Leslie Camara and Anna Quismorio. Used to describe pretty much anything. You seen that show Recess? Well it's like that word 'whomp.'

Aye look at that girl there.
OoO shit... She's tosilog!

I can't believe he fucin cheated on me.
Fuc that tosilog bastard!

by Shaun Quismorio August 21, 2003

[tonsilities]

tonsilities - A Mother who has just been diagnosed with the medical condition tonsillitis - At the same she has many responsibilities.

Extremely contagious through Facebook texting...!

Mother on Facebook - Grrrrrrr I have tonsilities again....!!!!!

Mother's freind response - ME TOO!!!!

by Chrisso.Australia August 6, 2009

toneil

chick who is hot but has no sense of humour and is total dumbass

"shes such a toneil"

by girl December 31, 2003

Tonsiled

this refers to gambling, losing all your money plus money that you dont even have and can never get.not only used in sports gambling you can get tonsiled by a casino as well

That missed extra point tonsiled me.

I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me

by REZKILLER February 6, 2004