Toddler knocker

When the male genitalia is so girthy and long that when you walk by a toddler it knocks them off their feet.

Hey Marissa that guy last night had such a toddler knocker!!

by Toddler knocker 69 July 13, 2018

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Tiddledicking

When a gay man goes out looking for dick.

Oh Steve, he's going tiddledicking tonight bro.

by Dick cheese mcgee 7797 November 8, 2019

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toddlers

Annoying ass little kids!

Ay yo your toddlers are being annoying asf

by anonymous February 2, 2021

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toddlerette

My husband, a sexy cute mf that makes me blush 😒also I tiktoker ig

toddlerette is slimy’s little kitten

by slimy toes July 31, 2021

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A child around the age of 2-4 y/o that will probably ask you if you have games on your phone!We also love toddler,they are little humans!Some people find them cute,others find them annoying but I personally think that they arent that bad and I love toddlers!

My aunt as a little toddler!

by b4by_fl3abag August 15, 2021

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Todded

When CDK deletes your pictures when you are writing an RO. Often followed by a curse word and a mini-rant on how terrible the CDK software. Very likely to happen to one certain advisor in the dealership.

Damnit, I just got Todded, service drive can you bring back that Accord?

by Walallala September 2, 2021

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