Doing a Theresa

When you had every advantage in a situation, but still manage to get FUBAR.

Announcer 1 “John was had an amazing hand in poker, with a ace high straight flush”

Announcer 2 “I know, why the hell did he fold to a guy with a uno card and a sweetener packet”

Announcer 3 “ In all my years of being a announcer, never one have I seen someone doing a Theresa this hard”

by Justin Heras March 29, 2019

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

when you are im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

if you are feeling like im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously. you should run for your life.

im wondering if theres a limit to the words you can include in a dictionary, like seriously.

by sir johnathan the 2nd April 4, 2022

Guys! These Aren't My Trousers!

1. Exclamation uttered upon realisation that these are not, in fact, your trousers. Once uttered famously by a young medic.

2. Generic exclamation after doing something stupid.

(after asking everybody you know if they are their trousers) 'Guys! These aren't my trousers!'

by G&S July 20, 2008

Thessy

is kind, crazy, smart, unique, pretty and fun to be with. is a great friend and person! Try to make everyone happy

Thessy is so sweet.
You are soawesome

by angel667 November 4, 2009

Theseus

He did it or something.

Theseus did it or something.

by Vithon March 31, 2011

Therese

Therese likes to wear sweat pants.

No need to visit the zoo, Therese resembles a bear.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 8, 2020

These things happen

usually used with the words "I suppose...." before "these things happen." A phrase which is similar to shit happens and it is what it is. This expression, though, implies that the action that caused the saying of the phrase was so hopelessly terrible to the speaker, that him/her don't have anything to say, and use it as a means of justifying the terrible event.

1: Damn, I just lost my kids in a court case.

2. These things happen.

by Alfons Richter April 3, 2008