Left-Theft

When a privileged member of the Left exploits the emotional labor of the less fortunate members and then claims victimhood when called out for it.

Jesse committed left-theft when he refused to acknowledge the POC's mental health crisis, nor their previous contributions to the organization, and expressed feeling unappreciated for his misguided attempts to intervene, leading to trigger-blocking the POC.

by Senecae June 16, 2022

Grand Theft Audio

When the music at your party/gath is absolutely utterly fucking ass, so you steal the Bluetooth connection to the speaker to play some better fucking music.

No (grand theft audio)

by JimmyNeutron'sMrWhippyHeadass January 13, 2023

self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.

There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.

by ribick June 28, 2020

Statistical Data Theft

It is when a statistician, journalist, article writer, or anyone else steals statistics from a different country and uses it as a substitute (as if it came from their own country, when it originally didn't).

I read an article last night, and I found a lot of statistical data theft that riddles and renders it pointless.
I can't believe that anyone would engage in statistical data theft to make a point, without doing their own research with stats and data that comes from our country.

by BM99 October 11, 2023

Tefty

Kirk is a big gay boy

by Hassan March 19, 2003

identity theft

When someone steals someone else's credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.

Citi can help with identity theft.

by Rodney Basil November 5, 2003

Art Theft

The act of claiming that you created a work of art so that you can get in on a small share of the praise and attention that is lavished on the best artists, without actually having to have any artistic skill whatsoever.

Since artists are incredibly vain, terribly insecure and need praise to survive in the same way animals need oxygen, Art Theft is considered the eighth deadly sin on online art websites such as DeviantArt, SheezyArt and StormArtists. Being an art thief gets you banned and sent straight to hell to burn for all eternity in the flames of the site's members.

Warnings pointing to this fact can be easily found in the thousands upon thousands of poorly made "Anti Art-Theft" stamps and clubs available on said websites. An ironic fact is that 95% of the people who bitch about art theft do not actually have the artistic talent to make their art worth stealing.

Being vocally against art theft on these websites increases the size of your e-penis by up to 200%.

Art Theft is generally practised by emo 13 year old boys who are so desperate for praise and attention that they will gladly accept it over the internet for something they didn't even make. If this is you, you should kill yourself.

"OMG Some horrid person posted a Sonic recolour that was the same as mine!!!11 I am so reporting them for Art Theft!"

"I'm so hardcore against art theft, I'm going to make deviantART's twenty thousandth anti-Art Theft club!"

by Angry Cosecant February 28, 2009