kentucky ding stool

a phrase used to describe the act of sexual pleasue behind a parking garage in a crowded area after a concert. Usually consisting of a Male to Female ratio of 1:14.5.

Guy 1: I totally just gave my girl friend a Kentucky Ding Stool last night

Guy 2: WoW, that is so situational.

by Sudonchew James Glavanovits March 14, 2008

Upside down stool party

A party, with one stool, with three or more legs (eg, a bar stool) where any number of people are invited to either watch or participate in the 'stool dance' where the participants move down and up on the stool legs (sometimes while clapping) until 'completion' (using the anus or vagina).

After 'completion' it is customary to move on to the next leg, or give someone else a go, but often, all but 4 (or 3) people only go to watch.

Last night, john went to the upside stool party, he said there were over a hundred people there, but only 4 came.

I've been invited to an upside down stool party, I'd better lube up!

by chodapunch March 29, 2011

bloody stool

Bloody stool; often referred to as "The mans period", or "The asshole period" is a phenomenon that happens every week. Sunday to be exact, because while a man is getting shit faced drunk while watching football, he decides it would not hurt to get 12 hot wings. The bloody stool appears soon after he arrives home. He barely makes it to the toilet inside and begins shooting bloody red missiles straight out of Djibouti.

Frank can't come to the Monday Night Football game he is still recovering my his bloody stool.

by MiLlamoJeff December 2, 2015

jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis

did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009

bar stool

a less offensive way of saying BASTARD.

"You fucking bar stool"

by btuk January 10, 2008

happy stool

A turd in the shape of a smiley face sitting in the bottom of the toilet bowl

"Honey, you gotta come and see my happy stool!"

by *xJennx* April 10, 2003

silver stool

When a man takes a dump on a older lady's mound of silvering pubic hair.

Roger surprised Ethel with a steamy silver stool when their sex life needed a boost...

by Loud X February 25, 2014