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flying starfish

When a man slaps a girls ass and she jumps.
Justin gave bristol a flying starfish.
by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014
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Skype Starfish

A skype starfish is a person who makes an offer to engage in mutual masturbation while on Skype but fails to meaningfully participate.
You can watch me bathe but I'm going to Skype starfish if you start wanking it.
by Puppy&Paru May 2, 2014
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secret starfish

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.
by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
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Burnt Starfish

When a dude wearing a condom, covers the condom in Icy Hot and back door bangs someone.
Stacy won't talk to me after I gave her a burnt starfish last night.
by DammitWoman June 6, 2021
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kissing a starfish

kissing anothers asshole ( which appears to resemble a "starfish")
kissing a starfish is the start of anal sex
by mclovin5557 December 4, 2013
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Spear the Starfish

To Spear the Starfish, Starfish Spear someone, or Starfish Spearing is the act of inserting one's tongue in the starfish or anus of a partner, best done as a surprise when they are not expecting it. Beyond rimming and beyond merely starfish kissing, but actually inserting the tongue. Works best when you first relax the sphincter, perhaps by digital manipulation, so that it gapes, then pulling the ass cheeks apart as far as possible, allowing the entire tongue to slide in and out. For the partner with the tongue, if squeamish, give prior repeated enemas, porn movie style, until the liquid runs clear.

Not to be confused with a Starfish, which is a lifeless sex partner that just lays there like a starfish, or the opposite, the extremely active slut who takes five dicks simultaneously, like a 5-armed starfish, one each in the ass, vagina, mouth and one in each hand jerking off those two guys.
She never expected it, as I was flogging her on the spanking bench, her but cheeks spread wide, when I leaned in and deep to Spear the Starfish.
by CrotchGourmet March 15, 2022
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Starfish

Someone who is incompetent at the act of sex that they lie there like a star fish receiving it all but they never act upon it. No matter what their sexual orientation or gender. All they do is take, take, take. Oral, Anal but never give any, unless it will satisfy themself. They are usually premature and have small dicks, and have a lack of it...
James is such a starfish, he has no idea how fucking fantastic you are.
by Thisnomorebrokengirl October 10, 2012
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