Squatting

1.) When squatters steal something that has been abandoned by other people. 2) Dumpster diving by squatters.

Marina : " Look at this guy, squatting this lamp over there. Shit is broken and ugly, but he´s taking it. "
Paul: " Yep."

by intergalacticp February 22, 2015

squashing

squashing is when you poo from your mouth but its a good feeling. it's sus (baka)

Hey, can't talk right now, I'm squashing (baka)

by german_nicole June 3, 2021

Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011

Squaring

Verb: meaning any activity using a personal screen display, for example, a PC, laptop, smart phone, tablet, or TV for watching TV gaming, internet surfing, checking emails, facebook etc.

What is Jon doing? He is busy squaring.

by CPMELBhehe September 3, 2012

FB Squatting

Where a creepy FB Stalker or creepy mind numb follower takes over another person's FaceBook page by consistently posting focus group tested talking points and other demagoguery with extremely long vapid and inane comments. Also, the FB Squatter believes the person he/she is FB Squatting cannot function without his/her incredibly lame posts. Also, an FB Squatter regularly believes themselves to be witty and hilarious while embarrassing themselves with their schlocky posts.

A creepy Guy luvs FB Squatting on AZ CD-8's page while deluding himself that he is her "knight in shining armor."

by JhayEm June 10, 2010

jar squatting

the act of squatting on a jar

hey tom
whats up bob

nothing just jar squatting
ohh well have some fun with that
ohh i will see ya later
see ya

by bucs 76 April 4, 2010

alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011