spurge

male ejaculate sperm, spooge

wipe the spurge off my pants

by JS June 7, 2004

Spurgle

The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"

Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!

by Richard Cravings July 15, 2009

Mt. Fuji Splugi

Because the girl is so dry the male puts a spring water filled condom in the girl. Puts his finger in it and pops it. Releasing all the water in her makes it easy for pentetration. Before he bust he takes out and cums on top of her nipples, looking like the snow capped mountians of Mt. Fuji.

Hes wife was so dry and horny he gave her a Mt. Fuji Splugi and was the happiest man on earth.

by Lil Freaky March 24, 2009

Spurge

(spûrj)

A random exclamation shouted to a person or group of people in order to express nothing in particular, other than one's presence. 1

Can also be used as a means of starting or continuing a dwindling conversation. 2

Derives from the common name for the Euphorbia genus of plants: the plant is an illustration of randomness and lack of neccessity, just like the word itself

E.G. 1 John (to Mike whilst approaching him from across the street): "Spurge!"

Mike: "Hey man!"

E.G. 2 Harry (to Tim on, for example, Facebook Chat at the very start of a conversation): "Spuuuuurge!!"

Tim: "Spoouurrge!!!! How's it goin man?"

by jarry999 May 9, 2011

spurgeon

The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.

"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."

by Free Jinger January 20, 2016

splurd

1) n. a pictograph of a frown drawn with two diagonal lines and a curve. 2) n. one of eight pictographs drawn by Jeremy Kayes to represent either an emotion or an individual's personality.

I drew a splurd in my notebook because I think smiley-faces are lame.

by Jeremy Kayes October 1, 2003

Splurgetastic

Something that is, or appears to be ridiculously fantastic

Jj: Hey Kim, want to see a movie this weekend?

Kim: Yeah, lets watch Happy Gilmore!

Jj: That sounds splurgetastic!

by Kimballer' November 12, 2009