Definitions by jarry999

Wetty 

When someone throws a little temper tantrum.
Often accompanied by the voice entering a higher vocal register than usual and occassionaly with tears.

A person having a wetty: "oh no it's so unfair, I hate you all, I just want a milkshake is that too much too ask?!?!"

Wetty by jarry999 June 10, 2013

Bellini 

The word exclaimed when a particular individual in a group makes shit banter whilst trying to be one of the lads. A vertical arm sweep/cutting motion is made at the same time, in order to portray a separation or screen between the person who made shit banter and the person calling "bellini".

Danny: "lads you seen the tits on mrs roberts? she may be a cow but I would milk those udders, know what I mean?!!"

Member of "lads": "Bellini".

Initial conversation continues.

Bellini by jarry999 March 5, 2012

Brool 

The shortest possible abbreviation of "Cool stroy bro."
"Cool story bro" itself is said to someone when they say something which is often boring or unrelated to the topic of conversation.

Distaste and disinterest in the topic is implied through the sarcastic remark, "cool story bro". Of course, the story was not cool - that is the point.

"Cool story bro" was changed to "Brool story co" in order to add slightly more variety to an over-used phrase. This became contracted to simply "brool".

John: "did you see the match yesterday? What a goal!"
Tom: "nah, saw the highlights though - keeper looked awful."
James: "i like cats"

Either Tom or John: "brool".

The initial conversation then resumes.

Brool by jarry999 March 5, 2012

Spurge 

(spûrj)

A random exclamation shouted to a person or group of people in order to express nothing in particular, other than one's presence. 1

Can also be used as a means of starting or continuing a dwindling conversation. 2

Derives from the common name for the Euphorbia genus of plants: the plant is an illustration of randomness and lack of neccessity, just like the word itself

E.G. 1 John (to Mike whilst approaching him from across the street): "Spurge!"

Mike: "Hey man!"

E.G. 2 Harry (to Tim on, for example, Facebook Chat at the very start of a conversation): "Spuuuuurge!!"

Tim: "Spoouurrge!!!! How's it goin man?"

Spurge by jarry999 May 9, 2011