Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Slappie

A person who fucks around in the weight room or any place where someone is actually trying to be serious, work, and/or get things done

“Hey did you see Bees? He was tossing the weights and dancing. What a fuckin slappie”

“Yeah I saw that. We have too many slappies”

by BigKahuna144 October 9, 2019

Slappityslapslap

A slappityslapslap is defined as what will happen if you do not get above a 90% on any test, quiz, or other such things. A friend of yours will slappityslapslap you if you do not get above a 90%. This is an incentive to pass your tests.

Ugh I failed the test now my friend is going to slappityslapslap me.

by A_A_Koala October 12, 2020

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Slappin' backs

When you and your roommate hit the showers together and slap each others backs when they least expect it

My brother is in the shower with Dad again slappin' backs

by TonguePunchingAnalCavities April 5, 2022

slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough

Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?

by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022

Slappin' And Blappin'

The practice of engaging in sexual intercourse with copious amounts of lube, producing wet, juicy, slaps and balls that can most definitely be heard by the neighbors.

Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!

by The_Amazing_Gay April 13, 2023