Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

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shattuck

1) When you tuck your shirt back into your pants after just having shat (taken a shit).
2) One of the main streets in Berkeley, CA.

Buddy: "Isn't it weird how Berkeley named its main street after the act of rearranging your clothing after taking a shit?"
Guy: "Not weird at all. When you walk down the street you're guaranteed to see at least one bum pooping out in the open, so seeing a shattuck is pretty common on Shattuck Ave."

by Nicholas D October 14, 2019

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Related Words

Shrattled • shratt • Shrattnel • Shratty • shattered • shatter • shatty • Scratter • Shattitude • shattle

Scratt

when you have a random laughing fit when nothing funny happenes

i scratted in class yesterday and got in trouble

by Ryanofthewit December 4, 2019

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shraft

Politically correct slang for shitload, buttload, etc.

Man, I drank a shraft of beer last Friday night!

by Eric July 9, 2004

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Shattercannon Pocket Punch

Named after a combination of scattergun and alabama hot pocket.

An alabama hot pocket is performed on a girl and then she punches her pelvic region, causing a splatter of shat to shoot out of her vagina, like a poopy sawn off shotgun.

She decorated the wall with a Shattercannon Pocket Punch.

by rogan? March 2, 2012

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