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severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).
"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina
by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010
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Severna Park

Wow you all are the gayest people i've ever met. Half of you have never even been to Severna Park, so fuck you all.
Yes our parents have money, WHO THE FUCK CARES?! Suck it fucking white trash kids.

"And when I, pop my collar i make them smile"-Yeah what fags? Suck it up.
by Doesn't matter April 16, 2005
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severus snape

the sexiest man alive (more handsome than gilderoy lockhart), he is clever, dark and mysterious and my husband.
Me: oh snapey baby let me lick the grease off your nose!
Snape: be my guest
by sophie January 2, 2004
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severy

A severy is an asshole. Severy = asshole. Severy and asshole are synonomous.
"What a fucking severy!"

"Yeah man, what a fucking bunch of severies!"

Anyone who doesn't understand this definition is a huge severy.
by boronchr March 30, 2009
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Severus snape

The potions professor in hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Portrayed by Alan Rickman with his gorgeous voice.

Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew with his undying love for liky meaning he spent the rest of his life spying until death brought him peace. He is head of slytherin house but has the loyalty of a hufflepuff , the brains of a ravenclaw , the cunning of a Slytherin and the bravery and heart of a Gryffindor.

He wore black for the rest of his life to show mourning for the loss of his friend and love lily. The first sentence he spoke to her son had the hidden meaning of I deeply regret Lily's death. He died in the line of avenging her but his legacy lives on in Harry's youngest son Albus severus.
Severus snape was the bravest man I ever knew.
by Ebony riddle August 9, 2015
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Severe Diverticulitis

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.
by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019
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Severna Park

Everyone that is hating on Severna Park is stupid. The Place has great schools, both public and private. The area in general is wealthy and well taken care of. They have great sports leagues that start when they are young. I wish I would have been fortunate enough to have not moved as much as I have, but when my dad was in the military we had to move. Now I am kinda stuck going to shit hole Meade High School. There are so few true preps u can count them on ur hands and toes and still have some of each left over. Also I am the only kid at the school that does pop their collar which puts Meade's Popped to UnPopped Ratio at 1599:1.

It sucks having wealthy ass parents in an area full of not poor but not rich people that don't like the fact u have new and expensive clothes. Look it isn't a kids fault cuz his parents have money and they want their kids to have a good life.

And also, Severna Park has a gynormous amount of gorgeous girls. Meade has none. So for anyone who doesn't go to a good school like Severna Park or a school with a good amount of Good looking preppy girls go to Annapolis mall... can u say DAYUM.

That is it from the Preppy minortity at Meade High School. Class 07' Represent! haha... wow... i was sounding so good until here.
My collar popped and their panties dropped
by Jared aka Red Racer August 29, 2005
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