Science retard

A scientifically illiterate person. One who doesn't have basic understanding of, or denies, scientific facts.

A creationist, flat-Earther, or geocentrist.

That science retard doesn't seem to know the most basic scientific concepts.

The science retards claimed the Earth was only 6,000 years old!

Alexander said the Sun goes around the Earth. What a science retard!

Those science retards are discussing how man and dinosaur lived together. Idiots!

by Science lover:) August 21, 2012

spirit "science"

Spirit "Science" is a fairly popular Youtube channel with around 800,000 subscribers. The channel was started by a man named Jordan, a person who could be completely be summed up with the phrase, "I'm spiritual, but not religious." Jordan's main series on his channel, called Spirit Science, is really just a large collection of pseudo-scientific claims made up by two men, Druvalo Melchizedek and David Icke. Druvalo is known for his claim that Thoth, an ancient Egyptian god, has talked to him. David Icke is known for thinking that anyone who has any sort of power is a Lizard alien from the bottom of the 3rd Dimension.

"Like, holy fuck mate, I just watched a video called, Spirit "Science". Holy fuck, I think my brain just died."

by VaTeuton January 17, 2017

Australian rocket science

Manual labor, especially any kind of digging. So called because Australians are also known as "diggers" and the implication that they are not very smart.

If you do not finish high school, you will end up doing Australian rocket science for a living.

by Tom from the Shore November 10, 2007

rocket science

A misnomer for an aerospace engineering.

Brain surgery huh? It's not exactly rocket science is it?

by praxis August 22, 2012

science fiction

Science Fiction is an adventure, mystery, drama (heck, any genere) that has some basis in a scientific fact or wild theory (faster that light space travel is a great example). The level of research, or reality towards the science determines what kind of science fiction it is. For example, Star Wars uses a few facts (or crazy theories if you prefer), such as the idea of FTL travel through "hyperspace"; but since it's all pretty improbable, star wars type stuff is considered "space opera". Just unplug your analytical mind and watch the pretty lightsabers.

If the science is sound and well-researched, like some of Ben Bova's (one example, there are many other authors) writing, than it's considered "hard" science fiction and calls on a broad knowledge base of popular science. Knowing a little bit about the physics or chemistry (or history sometimes) helps you appreciate and enjoy this kind of science fiction.

Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlefield Earth (the book) = "light" science fiction, space opera

Robert Heinlein's future history (Methuselah's Children), Ben Bova's Jupiter, or Asteroid Wars, Frank Herbert's Dune (a little fantastical, but the ecological background is neat)
= "hard" sci-fi

by Possum King July 21, 2008

Sciencing

Sciencing is the act of doing science or SCIENCE! or even using scientific instruments for non-scientific (or non-SCIENCE!ific) purposes.

"I’m sciencing as fast as I can!"
- Professor Farnsworth, Benders Big Score.

by Mike_gw September 2, 2010

weed science

University Degree available from Australia's University Of Technology, Sydney (UTS). Student's can major in;
1. Weed philosophy and theory.
2. Bong Physics.
3. Agriculture and Cultivation.
4. Cooking.
This is a fake degree eluding to the fact that you know your cannibus very very well.

Dude1: "Do you smoke up?"
Dude2: "Do I smoke up? Hah, I got my post-doctorate doctorate in weed science. I'm majoring in Astro-Bong Physics and they are sending me to the moon to see how a bong works in space."

by Diego August 14, 2003