schlein

A person with absolutely no soul or heart in their body. They make children cry then the chilren f*ck them.

my 6th grade english teacher schlein

by DARKHALOML December 19, 2013

Schlep

A person who does the opposite of what they should or is being a huge douche, to the annoyance of those around them. An insult that is usually made between friends or to label a person a group of friends do not like.

That flid was such a schlep last night.

That schlep leaves his trash all over our place.

by SchlepMaster February 5, 2013

SCHLEP

Noun- Acronym for Secular Communist Humanist Liberal Evolutionist Progressive.

Sometimes spelled SHLEPP, which is an acronym for Socialist Heathen Leftist Environmentalist Progressive Pagan.

These two acronyms are totally interchangable, adaptable, and modifiable, e.g., one could use SCHLEP as Socialist Commie Heathen Liberal Eviro-fag Pussy, and it would still have the same meaning.

Girl #1: So, did that guy in your Creative Environmental Alarmism class ever ask you out?

Girl #2: You mean the SCHLEP? Yeah, he asked me to go to the Dave Matthews concert, but I told him I'd rather give myself a root canal than ever hear another Dave Matthews song. I doubt that little SHLEPP could satisfy his chihuahua.

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm March 29, 2010

Brandon Schuler

The hottest man in the entire world. His girlfriend is lucky to have him and doesn't know what she has. Any one is lucky to have had even looked at him.

girl1: did you just see that man! He was soooo hot.
girl2: must of been Brandon Schuler

by iwantbrandonschuler April 8, 2011

Schlenk

Verb: To use the wrong eating utensil at the wrong time: for example, using a knife to drink one's smoothie. Oftentimes, to schlenk at a fancy dinner party can result in being thrown out, and/or can bring a sense of shame that can last for days. To prevent schlenking, one can buy or make a Schlenker (see noun: Schlenker).

Helen: "Notice the way that stableboy schlenks at the dinner table. How absolutely dreadful."

Victoria: "Frightfully so, indeed."

Helen: "I imagine his parents were certainly swine."

Victoria: "Humph."

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

schleck

Multifunctional curse word. Can also mean kissing.

"Get the schleck out of my way!"

"Oh, go schleck yourself."

"What the schleck is that?"

"I've had a schlecky day."

"Ugh, look at them schlecking in the corner."

by Grit-gret May 6, 2008

schlepp

A man who is pathetic, like a cross between a slug, who has no backbone to stand up for himself is a Shlepp

"Have you seen Rob hes not allowed out hes doing the ironing he is such a schlepp"

by Ellis&Eastham February 17, 2008