Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

by daleicious October 30, 2010

Sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 20, 2008

sameeh

A egg that resembles a deviled egg but made from ostrage and sautéed onions pureed together mostly used in Jordan.

I can't wait to eat mama's sameeh

by Lesleluv December 19, 2016

sampletext

@Sampletext is a memepage on Instagram that totalize a reach of 19k followers at the time this definition is written. The name comes from the famous text placeholder in memes(mostly MLG and dank memes).

Guy 1: "Hey do you follow @sampletext on Instagram ?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he posts dank memes lmao"

by r6ver February 4, 2019

Sameer Qazi

An Umpa lumpa who likes splant and thinks he big man ting enit

That idiot is an Sameer Qazi, and i have no friends

by SexyBeastWhoHasNoFriends May 15, 2018

samneet

the love of my life

are you gonna marry samneet? yes.

by ahilwiththecake April 16, 2021

Sameenah

Sameenahs are beautiful people. They are always outspoken and brave. They make stupid choices and are very immpulsive. They make a great partner because they are very sweet and loving. They are rebelious to their parents and at a work place. Sameenahs hate school but they are very smart. Sameenahs love children. Sameenah is a very loyale person. They are very open about things unless it is about someone else. You should hangout with more Sameenahs they are amazing people.

Look its Sameenah the popular girl!
OMG! I wish i was Sameenah.

by not. sammy March 27, 2022