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first year psych theory

A statement made by someone about another's mental state based on little or no knowledge in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.
"I can tell he misses his parents, but he can't take anything seriously so he thinks everything is a joke"

"Is that your first year psych theory?"
by Matt Michaels December 24, 2007
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psychiatry

Racketeering; A brainwashing cult. If you knew you could lose rights by seeing a psych. prof., you would have to be a fool to see one; well you can lose rights by seeing a psych prof., even your right to vote.
If a patient tells his doctor the medicine isn't working, it is increased (along with it's unpleasant painful side effects) until the patient sings the medicine's praises out of the fear of death and suicide caused by and wholly related to the medicine. Indirect death threats is how psychiatrist subdue, intimidate people. (a listed side-effect of anti-psychotic medication, Haldol, is death.) Sure lots of patients die of related strokes, murders, suicides, and side-effects, but these expendable people are acceptable losses in the war for psychiatry. Psychs deliberately anger patients, who then stressfully suppress their rage making them seem ill. Unlike prison sentences, psych treatments are administered indefinately to cause fears and anger in the patients; causing episodes that get used to justify psychiatry and boost stock revenues. The goal of psychiatry is to cause worry, anger and confusion and treat. The med related deaths serve to help the psych mob intimidate and make their patients seem so sick they have to take life-threatening medicine by force to treat imbalances cause by genes they 'might' have. This is a form of racism, but is called 'scientific progress' by freedom hating psychs. Psychiatry Psucks, but don't worry about it, lest. . .
"Psychiatrists secretly plan to chemically brainwash religious people out of the chosen beliefs by force because psychiatrist hate freedom of religion and ignorant tax-payers fund their evil bullshit"
"Racketeering in Psychiatry has threatened and killed more people than the mafia because the 'rare' chance of death in their medicine is somewhat random and concealed by patient confidentiality and spread out thinly among tens of millions of patients."
"Tom avoided Gary because Tom wanted to stay out of Gary's highly secretive psychiatric cult group that met behind locked doors where somepeople couldn't get out and were forcibly drugged."
by BeenThereDoneThat24356364 December 5, 2011
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Psychic Boyfriend

This is a view that is held by many women that a man should be able to mind read their girlfriends thoughts. This is a major cause of many arguments between couples, because a woman often thinks she should shouldn't have to say anything and her boyfriend should just be able to understand her emotions or problems.
(Boyfriend) Where would you like to go tonight? (Girlfriend) The movies would be fun. (Boyfriend) What would you like to see? (Girlfriend) Let's see The Goonies. (Boyfriend) So how did you like the movie? (Girlfriend) Why did we have to see The Goonies? (Boyfriend) That's what you said you wanted to see! (Girlfriend) You should have known I didn't want to see some kids movie, I wanted to see something romantic. (Boyfriend) Then why didn't you say that before? (Girlfriend) I shouldn't have to, your my boyfriend, you should know by now what I want to see. (Boyfriend) I'm not a Psychic Boyfriend you know! So I guess were going to fight about this right? (Girlfriend) Ohh yeah!
by the2ndflood March 6, 2008
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Psycho Hose Beast

Ditsy bitch that won't let go.
Ditsy bitch who doesn't give up, becomes addicted to, and possibly eventually kills the thing/person she's addicted to.
by M J R May 4, 2005
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psychadelic

A common misspelling of "psychedelic", typically used by stoners who are too wasted to read books.
What a bummer! I tried to download "Alan's Psychadelic Breakfast" from iTunes, but I couldn't find it.
by A. Nonny Muss September 5, 2008
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Psyche Hitler

A sporadic and mighty silly way of psyching people out, first seen in the 1990 film "Captain America" but given a name by the Nostalgia Critic in 2009.
To perform the move, you go to do a normal, mundane gesture such as a handshake or a speech, then suddenly whip out a gun, shout "HEIL HITLER!" as over-the-top as you can, and blast the shit out of everybody.
"Jimmy, now that you're officially a man, let us celebrate with this most sacred of Jewish tradi—HEIL HITLER!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*
-Nostalgia Critic pulling a Psyche Hitler at a Bar Mitzvah
by MyRealNameemaNlaeRyM October 21, 2009
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Psycho

N. One who displays violent or anti-social behavior, often attributed to mental instability or personality defect.
Jim is known as Sergeant Death because he's a total psycho.
by Naughtius Maximus May 8, 2005
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