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Pseudo-German

People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.
Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"
by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 9, 2009
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Perdue Chicken

Nicki Minaj: "...I had just seen her after she was sucking Mike WiLL's dick in the studio. Like you sucked all that dick only to come out looking like a fucking perdue chicken on stage, and then got mad and went back to country music. Bitch sit your stupid ass the fuck down."
@PerdueChicken: "Thanks for the mention @NICKIMINAJ, but we don't know nothing about beef."
by finanna6 July 24, 2019
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jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt
jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse
by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006
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pseudo-date

when one person asks another person to do something and only one person knows that it's a date.
i totally took this girl on a pseudo-date, she thought we were just friends, but i totally wanted to get in her pants the whole time.
by clare21 October 4, 2005
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pseudo-intellectual

Someone of below/average intelligence who does poorly in school, can't argue without hitting or yelling at someone, and refers to the "straw man argument" too much. They try to put a lot of thought into comebacks or their own opinions on things that do not need intellectual flexing, and then speed their voice up to make it sound like they're saying it with ease, but they really can't even understand what they're saying. The Pseudo-Intellectual evolves by the person mentioned "waking up" after watching a documentary, reading a book, etc. Half of the "intelligent" things they say are quoted, and they WILL ignore you if you mention it. They also try to aim at family members the most, trying to show that everyone in the family is stupid except him/her. The common Pseudo-Intellectual can be found on political forums like Zeitgeist, who plan on changing the world, but hardly do anything other than sitting on their computers planning. Their ego-centrist attitude may also come from the family holding the person the highest.
George: Why is Damian bringing up Kusunoki Masashige in this discussion about school?

Mary: I'm pretty sure his memory stems back to the latest thread of a political forum, and he's trying to impress us with something he's only going to remember temporarily.

George: Everyone thinks he's intelligent, but in reality he's a pseudo-intellectual.
by Sumone Whoknows Alotofstuff November 26, 2010
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pierdolony

Ty jestes jedna piza pierdolona!
Ty pierdolony chuju!
by DomDom May 15, 2006
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pseudo mommy

a person who acts like a mom to children, but is not actually a mom.
"leiahs parents suck and dont treat her right."
"thats ok, shes got her pseudo mommy."
by laldafkasdjaakdsfj January 27, 2010
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