Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022

prune

Someone who grows up without being exposed to sexual innuendos or is un-knowledgeable about the topic of sex

Can't believe sally doesn't know what spooning is, what a prune!

by schmityb March 17, 2022

cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.

PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.

by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022

prune pruna

the act in which rachel has sex with a guy with a fro on valentines day.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Pruning

You put your dick in someone’s mouth, have them close it, and have their mouth fill up with saliva so you can base your cock in it until it prunes

Pruning can also refer to long and sloppy top that results in your dick pruning

“Yo bro I’ve had a long day, I just want a good pruning”

“This jackass just cut me off, PRUNE ME ASSHOLE!”

by Rob’s Brain Speaks January 11, 2021

Prune juicing

When you soak your hands in a body for water (preferably warm) until your skin prunes solely for the purpose of masturbating afterwards

Nick: Hey Brennan! You almost done in the hot tub?
Brennan: give me a minute. I’m prune juicing

by Rayofsunshin3 February 5, 2021

Prune Nugget

Someone who is salty about everything and must shut the fuck up.

Shut up you prune nugget you suck at jokes and are annoying bitch.

by Prune nugget lord February 26, 2021