drop kids at the pool

slang word for taking a dump

you would use this at a posh party or at a family members house i.e.

Excuse me I must go and drop the kids at the pool

by osama bin layd soon and his cave dwelling monkey s July 3, 2003

above-ground gene pool

Reference to the genetic composition of those who are generally considered to be stupid, ignorant, or crude. Refers to the view that above-ground pools are inferior, tacky, or déclassé.

Would you look at that knuckle dragger...he definitely comes from the above-ground gene pool.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

pool balls

The condition in which a rash devolopes on the scrotum after swimming day after day for a period of time without showering as often as one should.

I would go to swimming today, but I'm starting to get a bad case of pool balls.

by Reluctant Swimmer June 11, 2006

Pool Wiffle

1. The greatest game ever created; Wiffleball played in and around a pool at the place that Carl built. 2. The best alternate to lampin buttass.

Craig: Yo I'm mad bored and tired of lampin buttass, what should we do?
Carl: Let's play some pool wiffle yo
Craig: Aight, no tank this game though... he's too good

by CarlCraig December 10, 2009

knickers like a paddling pool

Of a lady in a sexually excited state

Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool

by mattski July 1, 2004

drop the cosby kids off at the pool

A euphemism for taking a dump. Funny

Yo man, where you goin?
Shit! I gotta drop the cosby kids off at the pool!

by Koolkid October 16, 2003

Brutal Pool

A modified version of pub rules pool (billiards). The main difference being that each shot must be played using 100% velocity, no matter what the consequences will be. A brutality referee is used to subjectively determine if a player is hitting the ball as hard as they can on every occasion, however if balls leave the table - brutality is assumed. Another feature to Brutal Pool is that the game can be won at any time if player manages to break a ball.

Real pool is for kids! Let's play Brutal Pool!

by GoATMoN March 6, 2009