Horny pastry puffer

horny mfs. probably play nekopara

person1: vanilla is sooo hot!
person2: what a horny pastry puffer

by ayamaruyamaa April 25, 2021

Puffen

A swollen muff. When you fuck a girl so hard, her muff gets all swollen. However, if you can't pull that off, you can just punch her in the muff.

Dude, I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a puffen.

by Kick.ass May 26, 2010

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The tasty air-puffed snack endorsed by Mr.Schmallow.

Hello Fallows! I'm Mister Schmallow!

by Zach G. November 19, 2003

Eggy puff puffs

An disgustingly smelly egg based fart!

Excuse me vicar, just a case of the old eggy puff puffs.

by robert dent March 2, 2007

Xanax puff

a new type of weed but laced with a substantial amount of Xanax the amount its laced depends on the user. usually found on flinders street by dealers

the weed can also be altered by adding some of your own medicine.

person 1: yo i got some Xanax puff

person 2: legit how much?
Person 3: 67 dollars for 3 grams.

by kep john May 16, 2014

bone puffer

One who sucks on dick.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me head, so I told her that I was dumping her for a bonafide bone puffer!

by Fred Clanahan February 23, 2006

buffalo puff

while receiving oral gratification, the act of breaking wind to your partner's obvious chagrin

I accidentally gave him a buffalo puff and he hasn't called since.

by Nick from N.O. February 13, 2006