periscoping

The act of whipping the dicc out while fully erect and placing it carefully between the gut and the elastic of your underwear/assorted leg covering. This aids in either concealing the tiny/enormous size of the male anatomy. Males usually partake in this action while either being embarassed by their size or if they for example are asked to come to the front of the classroom for a presentation "at the wrong time".

Ah shit son mah dicc is soo rock hard right now and Mrs. Cocklesuck just called me up to the front of the class to present for show-and-tell. I guess Ill just tuck it like a periscope...also known as periscoping.

by BIG BLACK DICC July 22, 2007

external peristalsis

that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them

Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis

by dashoaa February 24, 2008

Blanket permission

Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.

Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.

Him: oh wow, yummy.

by LoveMonster November 8, 2021

Periscope

When an allen wrench is inserted into an orifice (anus or vagina) and gingerly twisted around, by which the insert-ee can feel sensations that they normally don't feel with an ordinary probe.

My dildo feels great, but that periscope touched me in ways that I've never felt before.

by Fitchio October 8, 2011

Pervish

Traditional Irish Music Band from Limerick, Ireland. They play pervy, high-quality Irish music. For more information see www.bebo.com/pervish.

Pervish Band members - Rosie Ni Galloglaidh, Matt Griffin, Fionn O Dalaigh, Maria Ward, Yvonne Bolton, and Kevin Jones.

by Goats Cheese April 5, 2009

periscope

A bit of stem that is poking through a rolled blunt.

That blunt had a huge periscope out the side, but it still smoked just fine.

by Aqib Talib October 6, 2010

periscope depth

When your penis persistently peeks through your underwear fly, regardless of how many times he is readjusted, thus increasing the risk of tip zipper rash.

Hold on a second I need to adjust my drawers. My junk keeps playing a shadowy game of penile Groundhogs Day, you know,... I've been cruising at periscope depth all day...

by willisdwaynetwayne December 26, 2009