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Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS)

When someone is overly obsessed with the hillarious hit tv-show Family Guy. Some common symptoms of this can be things like; boring the living crap out of your friends by telling the same Family Guy jokes over and over, turning all of your conversations into "did you see yesterdays episode?" or "so Peter was like...". One of the most irritating and shit indulcing symptoms is retelling an entire episode word by word thus extremely boring the other person. If not treated it can leave your personality consisting of nothing but Family Guy jokes.
Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS) victim: Did you see yesterday's episode?!? I almost shit my pants twice!!

Diego: Ehh, no.

FGPS victim: Welllll, let me tell you the whole episode detail by detail! Don't worry it will only take about half an hour and be nowhere near as funny as actually watching it.

*Diego has now left the conversation, or risk getting a severe ear injury.*
by BrazilianFOsho November 17, 2011
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personality 180

Completely changing the way you act to someone with little or no reason for doing so. A complete 180 (reverse direction) personality shift towards another person, leaving the other person completely confused at the 180-persons conviction for being "that way".
John and Samantha were really hitting it off and John was telling me he was really starting to like Samantha. Then she did a complete personality 180 on him and quit returning/answering his phone calls and she completely ignored him at the party. What a cunt.
by Jeffro May 12, 2007
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Personal Pan Pussy

Someone who does not like to participate in pizza parties and/or doesn't like to eat a lot of pizza. When ordering a pizza, they go with a personal pan, consume 2-3 slices on average, and ask for a box. They enjoy healthy, boring toppings such as veggies and eat their pizza with a fork and knife. Cream sauce is usually preferred over marinara sauce.
Bill: "Hey Tim, you wanna get hella pizza pies for the ultimate pizza party tonight."

Tim: "No thank you Bill. I think I will just have a personal pan with veggies. I'm trying to watch my figure."

Bill: "Dude, you are such a Personal Pan Pussy!"
by PizzaLove September 28, 2010
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Personality Database

The shittest website on the internet. Constant pedophile scandals, constant doxing of the members. The community is terrible at typology too.
by fauxxlore April 17, 2021
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personalize

Much like animals mark their territory by natural means, humans claim ownership of items by exposing said items to their flatulence.
Mustache: I wouldn't sit there if I were you.
Dirty: F*@& you, I'll sit wherever the hell I want!
Mustache: Well, you should know that JC totally just personalized that sofa.
by muthangya October 14, 2008
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personal space invader

some one who has no sense of personal space and sticks their stupid face really close to yo whilst talking, even though you may not know them very well.
chap 1) met the new guy, dude?
dude 1) yeah, bit of a personal space invader, huh? all leaning in and breathing on me. Freak.
by Beat-shaman May 5, 2006
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schizotypal personality

a personality disorder with a schizophrenic flavor. It differs from the similarly named "schizoid personality" in that schizotypes want to socialize but have social phobia, wheras schizoids are content to be alone.

Also schizotypes have more strange symptoms than schizoids; for example Ideas of reference, magical thinking, bizarre fantasies or preoccupations.

So in a way schizotypal is sort of like a mild version of Schizophrenia
Eeyore seems to have a schizotypal personality. Today he didn't feel very sociable so he was sitting at home listening to Dylan, and dylan was singing about his life, Cobain does that too.

Then he did some research on the idea that school is the Great Whore of Babylon. Well he knows it is not the actual whore yet, but the similarities are interesting. (They both make some people rich and nearly everybody stupid)

"For all the nations have drunk the maddening wine of her adulteries. The kings of the earth committed adultery with her, and the merchants of the earth grew rich from her excessive luxuries." (Rev. 18:3)

"For her merchants were the great men of the earth." (Rev. 18:23) - Rockefellers ect.

btw, eeyore realizes the idea that school is actually satan's whore is far-fetched, but the idea that it makes you stupid is far from far-fetched, check the link below

johntaylorgatto.com/index.htm
by eeyore July 28, 2012
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