no penis

Somebody that has no penis. Or an insult to imply that one has no penis.

Dude, Jared is such a no penis.

Hey Jared, no penis for you!

by Bryan February 10, 2005

Penis

Favorite kind of wand of Harry Potter.

Hermoine: Harry, can I touch your penis?

Harry: Sure, just be gentle with . Kiss it before you make a spell.

by Sakka Makaka April 25, 2009

Penis

Mine is pretty average sized, if not a little shorter

But unfortunately my friend’s penis is only about 1 inch long, or at least when he has a boner

by V1nn7 February 7, 2021

penis

a word that's fun to yell out at random moments.

Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me An Answer to yesterday's homework?

Student: PENIS!

by thegreatcornholio October 3, 2007

Penis

the reproductive male organ with which you fuck

guy: yo last night i fucked this hot chick

guy's friend: oh did you fuck her with your penis?

guy: YEAH!

by Jose Conseco April 18, 2006

Penis

something that guys have which can be flaccid or erect and is around 5 1/2 inches when fully grown. And 4.5 inches if 12-15.

1) John had just won the big penis competition for 13 year olds, with a size of 19.5 cm

by David is over here December 20, 2008

Penis

An often bad smelling squid-like appendage suspended between the legs of the male gender.

My small penis makes me insecure.

by wasaliou December 4, 2012