thegreatcornholio's definitions

penis

a word that's fun to yell out at random moments.

Teacher: Can Anybody Give Me An Answer to yesterday's homework?

Student: PENIS!

by thegreatcornholio October 3, 2007

Foo Fighters

a pretty good band with a misleading name

they call themselves the foo fighters, but you never see them fighting any foos

by thegreatcornholio January 27, 2008

vagina

something that you come out of when you're born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into

vagina is fun to play with

by thegreatcornholio May 10, 2008

Dr Phil

an evil dictator bent on ruling the world

dr phil has a mustache just like adolph hitler and joseph stalin did

by thegreatcornholio January 16, 2008

Christianity

a hit comedy series staring god and jesus

jesus: wow god, alot of those people on earth really like us.
god: i know, it's almost like they worship us.
*cue fake laughter*

christianity is loved all over the world by stupid people.

by thegreatcornholio March 30, 2008

boobs

The Things That Give Life Meaning And Joy.

Bill Was Depressed until he saw a pair of boobs, now it's nearly impossible to wipe that smile of his face.

by thegreatcornholio July 28, 2007

grindcore

simply put, death metal for pussies

Grindcore "vocalist": (sound of pigs dying)

by thegreatcornholio January 1, 2008