Harrison

A short king and an absolute fucking mad lad that's got balls bigger than the silver bean

Harrison, Despite being what appears to be a womanizer, somehow gets no bitches, which is honestly some fucking bullshit

by V1nn7 November 22, 2023

Charding

The act of ejaculation

MAKING ME CHARDING!?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!1?1!?

by V1nn7 December 24, 2023

Penis

Mine is pretty average sized, if not a little shorter

But unfortunately my friend’s penis is only about 1 inch long, or at least when he has a boner

by V1nn7 February 07, 2021

Pokémon

By far one of the most known video games in existence, beloved by nearly everyone, it also has a anime series that is quite exceptionally pretty damn awesome

Dude 1: hey do you play Pokémon?
Dude 2: what’s Pokémon?
Dude 1:*calls someone on his phone and starts speaking Japanese*
Dude 2:WHAT THE FUCK?
Dude 1:oh don’t worry that was nothing
Dude 1’s phone rings
Dude 1:oh sorry man here’s my location, no problem Obama!
Dude 2:Obama?
Obama: *hops down from the sky* I think it’s time for an ass beating
Miyamoto:*also hops down from the sky* ‘Japan noises’
Dude 2: ahh shit

by V1nn7 February 07, 2021

Lukas

Bro can be from literally anywhere in the world and have a completely different background compared to yours and somehow end up feeling like more of a brother than your actual biological brothers

Not to mention he's also probably packing a fucking massive man sausage down there

Lukas: *roughhousing with me*
Me: *roughhousing with him too*

See the best part is that you can mess around like that but doing that with your actual sibling would result in them slapping you and then proceeding to whine and bitch to mom saying you buttfucked him or some gay shit like that

by V1nn7 November 22, 2023

McLaren

Some British bastards that held the position of world’s fastest car for 12 years

McLaren P1 Created in 2013: can go a little over 220 mph
FUCKING MCLAREN F1 CREATED IN 1993: CAN GO FUCKING 240.1 MPH

by V1nn7 February 07, 2021

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When lightning strikes the tip of your penis

*Thunder crashing*
Me just stroking my dick outside: ahh, today feels so nice
Lightning: *strikes my dick*
Me: ahh yes, one of many rare occurrences, this time it was zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

by V1nn7 February 08, 2021