Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.

Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.

by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015

Pendemonium

When you are on the phone and you search madly for a pen!

I was on the phone and needed to write a number down and I was looking frantically for a pen and could not find one anywhere. It was total pendemonium!

by Johnnydadude June 26, 2017

pendango

Puerto Rican slang for dumb ass, moron, coward, silly etc

Fulano esta bueno pero es en pendango (So and so is hot but he is a pendango)

by the bookworm with fire November 20, 2017

pendoly

A word only the highly intelligent can understand. PENDOLY replaces “yeah” or “yes”

Bob:wanna go eat
Josh:PENDOLY

Bob:wtf

by Deguywhocool December 25, 2017

pending peen

when a girl (or guy) doesn't add some guy back on snapchat that sends dick pics. thus, there are pending and unreceived dick pics.

"This guy with the username pussyslayer69 just added me and I probably have at least one pending peen now."

by stain45 January 19, 2018

Pendejitis

A dangerous and very common desease where the victim is very srupid or in Spanish a "pendejo"

That guy is so dumb he for sure has "pendejitis"

by Alberto smh kass July 22, 2018