Matt Paras

A fat kid who carrys aroun a square luncg box all day.

Richard: Matt Paras is a fat ass.
Ryan: I know he will be lonely for ever!
Bill: I-)

by Not Richard January 22, 2008

Paras

The Ultimate Meme God. Owns Infinite Flex Seals. Has Big Belt. He will steal your girl and make you eat puddles.

Urban Paras

by TheParas June 16, 2019

pabst blue ribbon

1. n. The only beer that makes you feel as though you're looking the devil straight in the face upon cracking open the first can of the evening. It is a little-known fact that in the play "Faust", Mephistopheles is, in fact, summoned by the protagonist's opening of a can of Pabst.

Excessive consumption of Pabst Blue Ribbon, can, in fact, lead to a hedonistic and sanctimonious mental state known as "the Pabst state" (see below).

Example sentence: "Let's get wasted on Pabst Blue Ribbon and kill some strippers!"

2. adj. Pabst. (folk-etymology, back-formation of past-participial form of the (non-existent) verb "to Pabs") Pertaining to the resultant mental state of having consumed too much Pabst Blue Ribbon. People in the Pabst state often find themselves involved in the following activities (seemingly without being able to provide an explanation, no less):

-Killing strippers
-Passing out in ditches
-Drinking said beer in abandoned buildings and graveyards
-Hitting on unattractive members of the opposite sex
-Dancing and (consequently) vomiting (often at the same time)
-Getting into arguments about who found that hot new underground indie-rock band first
-Not doing laundry
-Making inappropriate cellphone calls at 3 in the morning (see drunk-dial)
-Procrastinating
-Passing out
-Writing long-winded definitions for the word "Pabst" on urbandictionary.com

Example sentence: "Dude, I'm totally Pabst right now."

Here is a dialogue from the 1986 film "Blue Velet" exemplifying the Pabst Blue Ribbon Mentality (note: Frank Booth is played by Dennis Hopper):

Frank Booth: What kind of beer do you like to drink, neighbor?
Jeffrey Beaumont: Heineken.
Frank Booth: Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

by Kevin Gould May 11, 2008

Parasol

A tool used to protect stupid people from invisible rain. It is most commonly used in hot weather. Usually, the hotter the weather, the more likely it is to spot someone using one. If you do, please yell, "It's not raining, ya douchenozzle!"

Oh, dear--is it raining nothing again? Better get my parasol out to protect me from the invisible rain that only stupid people can see.

by Jaack August 21, 2007

Pabst smears

The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.

John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears

by Allen Wrensch August 17, 2009

Parascope

While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.

While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.

by Hoodness April 23, 2011

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.

I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.

by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011