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obsessively shadow 

lighter, nicer way to say stalk.

stalk
girl:are you stalking me?

guy: no no, i prefer the term obsessively shadow. it sounds nicer. =]
obsessively shadow by yosefhey January 3, 2008

obsessive arsehole gamer 

someone who obsessively plays video games and mood changes depending on their state in the game which may include a high state of spaz attact
An example of an obsessive arsehole gamer would be, Myles Wain shouted at his girlfriend when he died in his game!

Obsessive Retarded 

A person who, no matter what the situation, will choose the worst course of action. They appear to be compulsively driven to make poor choices, stupid comments and even worse life decisions.

This person is often caught up in small details that have little if nothing to do with the larger picture, or situation at hand.
WTF dude! This is the third time today you've got your dick caught in the vacuum. You must be Obsessive Retarded.
Obsessive Retarded by Evil-Stevil November 9, 2010

Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder 

The compulsion to CC your boss or colleagues on every damn email you send!

The sufferer usually will usually tell you they do it to keep their boss "in the loop" but mostly it's just to prove they're working.

Commonly known as OCCD.
Why do I have 50 fucking emails from you today? Get your Obsessive Carbon Copy Disorder under control or I'll disable your email account.

obsessive eating 

The term for one who eats so much it's unhumanlike . Typically one who is the most likeable person at parties , feasts etc.
My friend Colin pulled an obsessive eating at the party, it was fucking amazing.

Obsessive love/crush

When someone is in love with someone so much they will do anything for them. Also will tell all their friends and think about them adlest half the day and if their really creepy mabye start stalking them.
Person 1:have you seen person 3 latly?
Person 2:nah. I think there stalking person 4
Person 3: HEY HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW GOOD PEROSN 4 IS?
Person4: um... is someone have obsessive love/crush with me?