Nuke

Slang for a nuclear/thermonuclear device, usually classified as an ICBM, MRBM or tactical nuclear bomb (tac-nuke). Currently, it is the most powerful weapon available to mankind, creating either the fission (breaking of) or fusion (fusing together) of atoms. Nukes can release a blast more powerful than one million tons of TNT

We're lighting off nukes out there like it's our own Fourth of July

by Nightmare April 16, 2004

Tactical Nuke

When you're pounding a chick from behind and right before you cum yell "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING" in a Russian accent then ram your cock up her ass surprising her and claiming victory.

Johhny: "I gave Rachel a tactical nuke last night she got fucking pissed and still can't walk right!"
Peter: "High five bro!"

by hairyhitler February 23, 2015

puke n nuke

this doesnt have to happen on the shitter(toilet), but it does have to happen at the same time. The pukin part would be throwin up like shit fuck crazy, and the nukin part is when your on the shitter, you shit like crazy, unlike any other; you blow up the motherfuckin toilet with shit like james woods in Scray Movie 2.

I had to puke n nuke the toilet last night from all that drinking. Felt like Nagasaki and Hiroshima up in that mother.

by garcij04 January 24, 2008

Nuke Town

The map everyone wants to play in CoD Black Opps rarely occurs but when the the Choice is Nuke Town pubescent teens jizz their pants. Most frequent guns used on this map are the Famas, Ak-47 Ak-74u and the Commando because noobs cant use any other gun then those four to get high kill streaks. Every time a chopper gunner is used in Nuke Town a small African Child dies from hunger when you lazy mother fuckers camp for it.

Nuke Town 24-7 is when the shit goes down if you find your friends after the weekend. If they smell like shit and have sweat under their arms you know one thing they were busy Jerking off and playing 24-7 Nuke Town at the same time for the whole weekend.

Nuke Town is the leading cause of Obesity and Erectile Dysfunction in America

Ryan: Ohhhhhhhh holy shit holy shit its Nuke Town FAPFAPFAPFAP

Richard: Calm down its only a game

Ryan: Wtf are you talking about bro i am super serious about this game if we don't win we will all die

Richard: What ever you say

"Nuke Town gets vetoed"

Ryan Noooooooo My life is over FUCKKKKKKK i Hate my life Bang* Bang* thud

Matt: Hey you want to go out drinking tonight and Bang my hot girlfriend Frank ?

Frank: no i cant 24-7 Nuke Town is during this weekend and I am not going to leave my seat for three days Faping to it while i use my famas

Matt: Ok brother i guess more secks for me

Billy: Arrrrrrg i hate this 15th prestige no life with the gold famas hes ruining my fapping time with Nuketown

by XXXISm0keWeEdXXX June 14, 2011

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush

Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011

Nuke the Fridge

Take a massive and intestinal destroying shit in the fridge, like, Pringles can sized shit in the fridge

Dave just had to Nuke the Fridge in my apartment

by ClownJuice August 9, 2021

Nuke Dog

a hot dog cooked in the microwave

Dude1: "man, I'm starved but I just have 5 minutes till my meeting..."
Dude2: "cook yourself some nuke dogs then, 2 minutes prep-time and you'll be ok for a while!"

by thms.bmrtn October 20, 2010