3 definitions by thms.bmrtn

C'mon dude, get your ass down here, I'm so cockalone right now and all the chicks are talking about women problems

Dude1: "man, I'm starved but I just have 5 minutes till my meeting..."
Dude2: "cook yourself some nuke dogs then, 2 minutes prep-time and you'll be ok for a while!"

Hurry up, I'm so vagalone right now and all the guys are talking about some lame video game