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Not a Mother's Day

The day that a woman gets her period, when she knows she is not pregnant.
Girl: I got my period today! I was so worried.
Girl friend: Happy Not a Mother's Day!
by toadaron December 8, 2011
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Not-a-but

A type of poster on Reddit, usually in the Ask Reddit sub. Starts off post with, "Not a -------, but". Severely annoying and disrespectful, since they are blatantly ignoring OP's question.
OP="Train conductors of Reddit, what is the weirdest story you have?"
Not-a-but= Not a train conductor, but my (aunt, brother, grandpa, great uncle,) saw a headless body being drug down the track by a mutant coyote.
by chadww August 4, 2016
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Not a thing

Not a thing is the opposite of "it's a thing"
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Sike! I'm not a Rappa

When you dishin' out some dick but you really need a piss Yell "IM GUNNA CUM," so she turns round and gets her face close to your dick and yell at the top of your lungs "SIKE IM NOT A RAPPA" and then piss all over her face
Her: oh my god your fuckin me so gud
Me: TURN ROUND SLUT IM GUNNA CUM
*she turns round*
Me: SIKE! I'M NOT A RAPPA
*pisses all up in her shit*
by Fiisch June 25, 2017
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notadate

when you hang out with someone when both parties are interested in each other romantically but it is not a defined date
On our notadate we went to the movies and then sat and talked. Soon I'll ask her out on a real date.
by drumchic June 1, 2010
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Im Not a Happy Maddi

Being very mad or upset or pissed off.
j: Im Not a happy maddi today

g: Why

j: Cuz it was worst class ever
by himynameishistory October 12, 2011
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Life.is.not.a.soup

Awesome instagram account with nearly 4 billion followers, epic lesbian aries Swiftie communist reading-enjoyer
Life.is.not.a.soup is very cool.
by Biggayballs123 June 22, 2021
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