muttonstrumpet

An attractive older woman between 40 & 60 who dresses in fashionable gear, is sohisticated and still has the x factor

'she's getting on a bit, but a real muttonstrumpet.' Possible 'muttonstrumpet' Madonna

by Dick Shone 'Arry October 18, 2003

mutton face

a drunken homeless person that sports a mullet and bad odor.

Hey man check out that mutton face over there. His sign is upside down and he pissed himself!

by Jr Black January 19, 2009

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

mutombo

krasser server commander, beherrscht vom ping zum dns alles blind

timer 10000 10 ping witzman

by Yakobusan March 24, 2003

Trouser Love Mutton

The protruding stem within ones drawers used to jack, piss or fuck with.

Mary, would you like to see my thick Trouser Love Mutton, tis worth a look.

by Alan June 16, 2003

Muttons

A name for old far left leaning Anti-British "Sheeple". Muttons are easily identifiable by their constant virtue signalling on social media, trying to stay relevant to Millennial "Woke" culture.

Someone must have an opinion of their own, the Muttons are out in force on Facebook today.
Brexit IS happening, the Muttons won't be happy.
Why do so many Muttons deny Israel's right to exist?

by Max Strykehard September 7, 2018

Muttongeoff

Closely related to muttonhead, but of a different variety like glovehead

Glovehead was a muttonhead when he hid his beer under his bed.

by alan November 25, 2003