Muff Missile

A foreign object inserted into a woman's vagina in an effort to stem the hemorrhaging that occurs every 28 days.

'Can you pick me up a box of muff missiles at the store? But make sure you get the ones with the string that deploys the parachute'

by Azgorath February 8, 2012

Muffasa

A tattoo of Mufasa near a chick's muff to make her pubic hair resemble The lion king's mane.

Babe "So I was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"

by Alymae April 28, 2013

Muffdiver

A muffdiver is someone who will go down on a muff.

“I heard Brandon went down on Cameron’s muff the other day.”

“I never knew he was a muffdiver.”

by CabbagePinch July 6, 2018

Muffchucks

A lesbian holding up 2 dildos in bed like nunchucks during sex.

"Hey Karen, can we listen to some k.d. lang while I smash your Big Montana with the muffchucks-"

"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"

by Quartlow June 29, 2021

Muffchucks

A lesbian holding up 2 dildos in bed like nunchucks during sex.

"Hey Karen, can we listen to some good good while I smash your Big Montana with the muffchucks-"

"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"You're a savage with those muffchucks?"

by Quartlow June 29, 2021

bum muff

the muff which surround the anal regions of the anus

"yo man that ho had so much bum muff i had to brush my teef for hours bruv"

"yo mama is just a walkin pile of bum muff. End of biatch!"

by mcfierce September 1, 2008

yeti muff

When a woman's pubic hair is so bushy and wiry it resembles that of a Yeti.

The density of her yeti muff left me with short term PTSD, and one mild abrasion.

by DirtWorshiper November 13, 2019