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monococ

One set of male genitals. Most notably the penis.
One penis.
One who possesses one set of male genitals.
One who is faithful to one and only one male partner or spouse.
A penis that is 1 inch in length when fully aroused.

A 1 inch penis.
One male chicken.
"That one German techno producer has only one cock."

Heidi: "Patricia has never cheated on her partner. She's a "monococ" as it were."
Tenisha: "LMAO a "MONOCOC"? DaaaYm she loyal though!"

Babu Frik: "I could really go for some 1 inch Anzellan cock right about now!"
Yaka Dang: "Bra that monococ would split you in half sport bra!"
Babu Frik: "hUh Heyyyyy!"
Yaka Dang: ".........."

Judd: "Hey Cleetus do ya still have them twin roosters still?"
Cleetus: "Naw Mullet smushed one of them there roosters flatter than 'ol granma's chest!"
Judd: "Turbskiiis!!!!"
by B. M. Fahrtz March 1, 2025
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Monocone

Samulige: monocone is STUPID
Monocone: that's kinda mean
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foggy monocle

pulling out while getting a blowjob to squirt in the girls eye, mainly as a joke, but sometimes accidental.
So i was with this really slutty girl, i just met her so i thought it would be funny to give her a foggy monocle.

Dude, my girlfriend was pumpin on my dick so hard that when i came i accidently gave her a foggy monocle.
by Dank Killa October 2, 2009
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The monochrome effect

The sudden and overwhelming urge to listen to Japanese pop music.
I just had the sudden urge to listen to Perfume and Kyary pamyu pamyu it must be the monochrome effect.
by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018
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Carbon Monocide

When you add one oxygen into carbon monocide, it becomes carbon dicide.
by anonymous February 16, 2021
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steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.
“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocleExcuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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