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Private military company (PMC)

A private company consisting of highly-trained soldiers of former military special forces such as British SAS or U.S. Delta Force, that are hired by corporations all over the world to provide VIP protection details and are responsible for foreign intelligence, maritime reconnaissance, and guerilla warfare.
A PMC was deployed to Russia yesterday.
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OSMW - Overly Sensitive Military Wife

1:

a: Woman married to someone in the military that reports pictures, pages and posts that Soldiers/ Marines/ Airmen/ Seamen(Sailor) put on a social networking site to entertain themselves while deployed.

2:

a : Woman married to someone in the military that is overly passionate about things others write or say and obsesses over proving their point to the point where they look stupid.

b : Woman married to someone in the military associated with copious amounts of drama, signs include talking about a specific person behind their back after they've been trusted, singling out another woman to get "even", and calling whore, slut, ho whenever they get a chance.

c : A product of marrying someone in the military and confuses this with being IN the military

See Verb: OSMW-ing

3:

a: The process of becoming OVERLY passionate about a topic or subject related to the military or a military member, to the point of insane emotional outbursts.
An OSMW - Overly Sensitive Military Wife is someone who:

A) Sits at home and pops out babies while never getting a job. Resulting in = dependopotomousness.

B) Rocks her husbands dog tags... daily.

C) Rocks a Brag Bag ... daily.

D) A Twinkie eater.

Fork Union Military Academy 

A military academy full of horny males that are attracted to anything without a penis. They are great guys once you get past their ravenous, flesh-craving nature... really.
Katie: so, we went to FUMA today, and wherever we went, there was always a pair of eyes on us.. kinda creepy...

Sarasota Military Academy 

A school that encourages kids to act like dicks and tell other people what to do. Also encourages small mindedness and promotes heavy-handed solutions to problems. Effectivly summed up as ridiculous, it would really be funny were it not so sad.
I went to Sarasota Military Academy, but I don't tell anyone becuase I'm ashamed.

U.S. Military

Power house of the world. The future ruler of all living things
My U.S. Military will kick your Militaries @$$!
U.S. Military by Jon's Mom April 2, 2003

new mexico military institute 

Is a school in Roswell, New Mexico, that focuses on the three pillars of excellence. academics, physical fitness, and leadership. NMMI can be fun, but is a very rigerous load. Your first year you are called a RAT (recruit at training). you have hardly any privledges what so ever, but it gets better as time goes on. you gradually earn ranks, from private all the way up to lt. coronel and beyond. its a lot of work but interesting. Owen Wilson attended NMMI.
you get yelled at a lot and dropped to do push ups at new mexico military institute:
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"

Roblox Military 

A roblox group that is full of 12 year olds pretending to be in the military
Roblox Military kid: Hey!
Friend: what the fuck do you want
Roblox Military Kid: I joined the military!
Friend: where?
Roblox Military Kid: In Roblox!
Friend: fuck you