Micropolitan

Small towns that offer the best quality of life without metropolitan hassles, and have a greater sense of community, as defined by BizJournal.

Bozeman, Montana, was named the number two micropolitan city in the United States.

by RoddickRemixed August 21, 2008

micropafindy

When life is half empty or half full.

my life feels micropafindy.

by L-Craminski January 23, 2008

microphone sex

Sexual intercourse (usually done without a microphone in the room) in which the orgasms are so loud that they seem to be amplified.

Me and my girlfriend had microphone sex last night; the neighbors called 911 because they thought it was a break-in (which in a way it sorta was).

by reallyhotguy666666665 January 22, 2012

Microphallus

When a dick is less than half a inch long

Hey I heard anthony has a microphallus. Wanna murder him tomorrow? HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

microphone head

1. A complete and total fucktard
2. Hitler (aka Hieter)

Wow, Hieter is such a microphone head!

by Bomber February 18, 2003

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

by Sexydimma February 3, 2020

microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.

lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea

by Sexydimma February 9, 2020