mattenklopper

(n) A carpet beater made of rattan or cane and was used in Germany, Netherlands and the surrounding areas. It was primarily used to beat the dirt out of carpets, children and spouses.

"I told my mom to go to hell and she shined my ass with the mattenklopper."

by unclvito November 30, 2017

matted hit

when there’s still a tiny hit left, but it tastes disgusting.

usually reserved for the homie in the group who didn’t throw down.

“Hey man, is this still going?”

“Uhh, yeah. It’s probably a matted hit, though.”

by ac3xyz123 November 24, 2018

Matteo

Definition of Matteo is gift og god. no wonder right! he is an amizing person and he is a super attractive person. all the ladies want him. he is an amizing person. he will be your best friend you'll ever have.

Wow! you're such a Matteo

by Matito06 March 8, 2019

dont matter had sex

When you have smash a girl and maybe your friends also smashed and your not smashing no more. Or meet someone you dont know who also has smashed the same girl

"We both had sex with her bro. Whaaaattt?" Nice! "dont matter had sex"

by Gangbang69 June 22, 2014

Dark matter reactor

Metal balls middle of four pew pew things lol

Dark matter reactor go brr when meltdown

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt August 31, 2021

create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.

Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.

by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010

marteena

Meaning : Warring, warlike woman

Gender : Girl

Religion : Judaism

Origin : Italian,Latin America,Swiss,United States
Destiny Number 4

You have a great potential for managerial work. You can take great responsibilities and fulfill them with precision. Your family life may not be smooth, which makes you restless and impatient.

Personality Number 2

Friendly, unpretentious, and draw others easily with your warm and serene nature. Understanding, patient, and especially, concerned about your physical appearance and take time to dress and groom.

Soul Number 2

Natural peacemakers, who can bridge the gap and work to achieve a harmonious environment. You are sympathetic, devoted and extremely concerned.

She is a strong fierce woman that has earned the name Marteena for her alter ego.

by SlimShort1738 February 22, 2019