Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.

Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.

by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011

mansterbate

To masterbate in a somewhat aggressive manner, as though you're in a rush to get somewhere and you need to get off quickly.

"I had to mansterbate or else I would have been late for work."

by Jordy-Time April 9, 2006

Masterbater

One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate

The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?

by OneHungryHungryHippo May 4, 2004

Mastercating

The act of slapping a body part to sound like you are masterbating.

Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.

by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011

Mastacated

To completely tear something or someone apart.

"Did you see how bad that guy got beat?"

"Yeah, he got mastacated."

by FaShizzle March 6, 2004

macsterbater

someone who uses their mac to repeadetly masterbate
sometiems using porn, sometimes not

Tom " Ed is such a macsterbater, he jacks off to his mac book pro all the time."

Mike" Yah i went over to his house yesterday and he wasn't even jacking off to any porn

by turmanjidurk May 18, 2010

Masterbational

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.

Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.

by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009