To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.
e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.
"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"
"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"
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"I was talking with Sandy on msn last night while eating a sandwich, and I totally did a mustard malfunction!"
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