malank

To go out of your way to be in a posistion to pointedly ignore someone.
Usually carried by socially inept people, gay men and occasionally emos.

e.g. Robin walked a different way to lectures in order to malank Bill.

"Did you see that? He came out of the shop to malank me then went back in. Freak"

by Dave March 21, 2005

Malainah

Malainah is a wonderful girl but thinks she’s ugly she is Asian and is most likely to date a boy named Jordan

Boy1-Dang Malainah Is Cute
Boy2-Yeah But She’s Dating Jordan

by HenlieXXXUgly December 10, 2019

Mustard Malfunction

An action in which one is eating a delicious sandwich with mustard overflowing from the sides, becomes sloppy and leans over the keyboard. Mustard then drips on to the keyboard and, while trying desperately to wipe it off, one will press too many keys and freeze the computer.

"I was talking with Sandy on msn last night while eating a sandwich, and I totally did a mustard malfunction!"

by Lady of the... March 8, 2009

Costume Malfunction

An embarassing exposure that can be blamed on clothing.

No, Janet didn't flash the world on purpose. That was a costume malfunction.

OR

Oh, my fly's down? What a costume malfunction.

by Rachel February 3, 2004

malania

Mean. Kicks ppl. Stand them too. Basically emo.- nh

Don’t be malania..

by Natedogg205 April 23, 2018

malayna petersen

A simple-minded dumbass who cares about no one around her

No derp Malayna Petersen is the dumbest person you’ll ever see

by The malayna hater November 24, 2017

wardrobe malfunction

An excuse to show off one's newly acquired nipple piercing.

During the Superbowl, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson staged a wardrobe malfunction to promote the latest fashion trend for young women.

by Amanda September 11, 2004