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machinaccino

A frothy tasteless beverage spewed out by "coffee" machines in garages, service stations or convenience stores in the absence of real coffee, usually after midnight.
It's freezing out Tony, lets get a machinaccino
by mikmak69 September 2, 2010
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Machine Gun Smelly

the action of laughing so hard you fart uncontrollably that it sounds like a machine gun straight from hell
Bro if you played that video any longer I would have totally pulled a machine gun smelly
by ruby marie November 26, 2017
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Máchine

A beautiful girl.

This word originated from gym bros alerting each other of a beautiful girl in the vicinity at a public gym, disguising their admirations as talking about the machines or apparatus in the gym.
Roche: *Taps Kams shoulder*
Kam: "What, bro? I'm in the middle of a set."
Roche: "I'm sorry about that man, but I just have to let you know, there's a máchine over there!"
Kam: *Observing the máchine* "To be fair, bro, she is just my type."
by montorole October 31, 2023
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wank-machine

1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.

2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.

2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
by Jeby March 20, 2006
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splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007
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Good Machine

A female of the hot and/or hot bodied variety

see also Rusty Machine.
Guys... GUYS! Good machine at 2 o'clock
by Caz_B February 4, 2008
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scrub mackin

using extremeley bad worthless desperate words or phrases in an attempt to mack on a hot chick
nolan:... so what classes are you taking next semester

natty: umm algebra and sex ed

nolan: i took algebra last year its exhilerating

natty: umm stop scrub mackin on me
by beanschwene February 13, 2010
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