Hit the library 

Smoke some bud.

While adjusting to the college lifestyle in his first year Burshteyn didn’t have the level of success he wanted, so he began to hit the library in a way much different from how he used it in his high school days.

Hit the library by craigwick October 18, 2008

New New York Pubic Library 

Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.

Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!

New New York Pubic Library by gregben July 10, 2021

The Library 

When you're doing a girl from behind and you pull it out and stick it in her ass. When she starts to make noise or say it hurts, you lean over and cup her mouth while whispering "Shhhhh" in her ear.

When you've lost all interest in fucking a girl..it's time to go to The Library.

The Library by Hawkeye Fans September 22, 2008

living library

the place where knowledge is born, gained, enhanced,enlightened, empowers, living library is where light is acknowledged, expansions of the soul begins. become a card holder of the living library. its free. get your card today.

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living library by living library cardholder October 20, 2010

George W. Bush Presidential Library 

A pretty good joke. A man more infamous for anti-intellectualism than anyone in history having a library for a memorial is pretty goddamn funny.

Welcome to the George W. Bush Presidential Library, please leave your books at the door.…yeah right there, in that burning pile.

/ignore this Google Bomb:

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George W. Bush Presidential Library by xX_CaliforniaCheese_Xx September 14, 2011

Personal Library 

To masterbate in a calm, quiet area.

The bathroom is my personal library, Because it's nice and quiet.

Personal Library by Nintendo220 November 11, 2010

truckers library

An Adult Book Store .

Valentines Day is near, I got to make a stop at the Truckers Library to get my Wife a latex battery operated valentine.

truckers library by SKIVVY 9 January 25, 2018