kinderhook, ny

the asshole of the world

john: you need to move to kinderhook, ny
ted: i love kinderhook, ny. Thanks Bro!

by phlegm circle yam December 9, 2008

kinderegg

when you're black on the outside, and white on the inside.

Kenny Dalen

by you know who September 8, 2003

kinder

To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!

Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch

by spitroast October 22, 2006

kinder

a very loving and caring individual. extremely fond of dachshunds.

dayum, look at that hot bitch walking her dachshunds..
oh wait thats kinder.

by da nigger. May 3, 2010

kinderbuden

borrowed from the german for "kind bud" i.e. weed, ganj, marijuana

das iz sum guud kinderbuden!

by granny January 26, 2004

Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021