Jailyn Kiser

If you have a jailyn kiser in your life, fate has a crush on you. She's the short, stupid, friend who would do anything to make you happy.

My friend is such a jailyn kiser, ahah. L0L.

by octowal March 25, 2022

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Shadow Kaiser

A figure head with de jure power, but is unable to assert it de facto wise

Person 1: Did you hear that Wilhelm II abdicated?
Person 2: Matters not, he was but a shadow kaiser!

by ButtholeTongueStuck February 12, 2024

Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. （＾ω＾）

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024

straight down the kaiser

flushed straight down the toilet

we were winning but we flushed that straight down the kaiser

by why so glum son May 18, 2018

Kind Khristan Konservative

Conservatives who pretend to be caring and concerned individuals while simultaneously justifying the abuse of any minorities that happen to cross their radar

It's so Christlike how those Kind Khristan Konservatives justified shooting that unarmed black guy in the back while he was trying to get that Guatemalan toddler out of that cage

by MURICA F YEAH June 25, 2018