Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Zoo Keeper

When a white person lives in a black neighborhood. Usually he/she is the only white person on the block.

Damn when that zoo keeper gonna leave already? Don't he know he's the only white person in this hood?

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Trapper Keeper

A woman who knowingly traps and keeps a guy by getting pregnant.

Philip Rivers is expecting his 7th child at 31 years old. Philip Rivers may have married the biggest Trapper Keeper in NFL history.

by thirdpicie October 14, 2013

Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019

Keeblered

The act of clearing a dance floor. Usually done by a Dj with horrible music selection or an infatuation with Pitbull.

Dude, Fronteras was crackin last night until that short DJ keeblered the dance floor!!!

by The voice of Alhambra November 16, 2013

gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Keebler Elf Trick

When a man shits on another man's penis. Then the man jerks off the penis he shit on. After that, the shitty penis is then inserted in the other man's ass.

"Wow, I met this guy last night and he showed me the Keebler Elf Trick."

by wilson555dealer December 7, 2009