Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.

Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!

by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020

jacob schmutte

A sexy man who’s funny and charismatic

Oh there’s a Jacob schmutte at the bar, his hair is perfect

by Jhshh February 16, 2023

Rotten Jacoby

the act of jerking off in your friend's Red Sox cap and then putting it on his head when he is passed out.

Tommy passed out too early last night and woke up with a rotten jacoby.

by Professor BJB June 11, 2009

Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, and loving to his family , friends and fans . His smile can light up a room and he is an amazing singer an actor and he deserves the world and more.

Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all costs".

by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020

Jumbo_Jacob

A Jumbo_Jacob is an unknown species who rips off 2 people 1 being his absolute role model Flamingo and the other being George III. A Jumbo_Jacob takes life in a different way sitting and eating all day with no regards to any fitness

Ugh I feel like Jumbo_Jacob

by Meme men February 10, 2021

Karl Jacobs

The best, most wholesome streamer on twitch. A man who deserves the world. Also, a fellow friend of MrBeast, a content creator, appearing in many MrBeast, MrBeast gaming, MrBeast reacts etc videos. We all love Karl Jacobs <3

“Hey do you know who Karl Jacobs is”
“Isn’t that the guy who is married to Sapnap and is the most wholesome human being ever”

by karl jacobs supremacy <3 May 15, 2021

Jacob's Law

The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.

Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."

Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."

by LazySour February 3, 2008