Homer Moment

This is inspired by the greatest drunk of all time, Homer Simpson. When you realize there is something you have to do cause its in your schedule but don't remember for the life of you where it came from.

A - ooh it says I have to go to Yings with J, I wonder when I put that in there.

J - You drunk bastard. Having another Homer moment?

by Michael Geico September 23, 2010

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Hoevering

When that hoe over there hovers over a man, object, place, etc. Basically, when the bitch you hate (or everyone hates) is walking anywhere, thinking she cute.

Bitch, why you hoevering?!
Oh my god, she was hoevering all over Nephew.

by goodbadoriginal January 20, 2015

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Homer Lips

This is used to refer to the shape of a women’s vaginal area lips. Some lips look like the mouth Area of Simpson’s character Homer J. Simpson. Homer lips are fat vagina lips often associated with Latina women.

I love sleeping with Puerto Rican girls that have homer lips.

by Blahzay Blahzay September 19, 2019

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Hofer

A pretty chill dude who usually thinks before he talks and doesn't generally go in for societies latest stupidity. Has a interesting accent that could be mistaken for a slight southern drawl but is really due to the fact he grew up on a colony (funny farm). Probably owns a stil and drinks the odd glass of shine. Generally known to be a one woman man and pretty good with kids. Only has the usual addictions ( alcohol,hunting,fishing). Often known to be a shred business man....example, he can buy it from a Mennonite and sell it to a Scotsman and still turn a profit, or, he sure hofer'd him on the price !!

That hofer guy! He's ok in my books !

by Oceanpacific77 September 22, 2021

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