If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

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If 1 Million & 1 People Join This Group Nothing Will Happen!

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by Salacious Menace July 18, 2009

shit happens

When bad things happen to you, other people or the world. Apparently for no reason.

News/TV broadcast:
This morning a terrible tragedy occured. One quarter of much-admired Liverpudlian band the Beatles and world peace activist, John Lennon has been shot. In other news the Spice Girls have released another single and hope to tour every club worldwide shortly.

World: Well I guess bad shit happens.

by bishbashbosh February 11, 2009

These things happen

usually used with the words "I suppose...." before "these things happen." A phrase which is similar to shit happens and it is what it is. This expression, though, implies that the action that caused the saying of the phrase was so hopelessly terrible to the speaker, that him/her don't have anything to say, and use it as a means of justifying the terrible event.

1: Damn, I just lost my kids in a court case.

2. These things happen.

by Alfons Richter April 3, 2008

Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.

My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.

by *Jorge* September 17, 2020

Pix or it didnt happen

To Blame someone of not having enough proof to back up what they are saying, FUNNY AS HELL TO SAY!

I had sex last night!

PIX OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN NOOB!

by Tomisvictorious December 22, 2009

Crazy Random Happen Stance

An unbelievable coincidence which may or may not be truly random. Origins: random happening or circumstance.

Dr. Horrible: Hey, isn't this weird? I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love it!
Dr. Horrible: You're kidding. What a crazy random happen stance!

by Supernova4 March 8, 2011

I can see how that happened

Something to say when you see a gorgeous woman pushing a baby stroller or carrying a child. It's considered a subtle way of pointing out a hottie in the vicinity.

Opposite of I can't see how that happened.

First example:
Guy #1: Look at that MILF over there!
Guy #2: I can see how that happened.

Second example:
Guy #1: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Guy #2: (nods in a direction) I can see how that happened.
Guy #1: Oh yeah, totally.

by Roll Here Eggo July 10, 2009