Grutting

When you have sex with a fat male lorry driver from behind, but instead of actually inserting the penis into the anus, you just thrust your penis back and forth within his arse crack, using his sweaty butt cheeks to stimulate yourself.

"I'm not ready for anal just yet, would you mine if we had a go at grutting instead?" - Fat Lorry Driver

"I tottally grutted that guy at the truck stop last night, it was rough as fuck" - Guy who fucked Fat Lorry Driver

by Major_tom September 6, 2016

nitty-gritties

Pitties (or tits that hang into a girl's armpits when she's lying down) that have gotten all sandy or dirty.

After a long day at the beach, her pitties became nitty-gritties.

by JosephM. January 22, 2008

grouting

The verb of the noun grout. The act of smoking a cigarette.

Hello mate, where's that old slapper you brought back and serviced last night?

She's out in the garden grouting.

by Mikee T September 21, 2006

gotti brothers

the SeXiEsT guys ALIVE!!!

damn....those Gotti bois r sexiiiii

by Gotti LoVeR<333 April 15, 2005

Grotie

The idiot who defined this word before lacks a certain brain component which helps him/her understand phoentic spelling. Thus I'm here to englighten you. The term is grody.Assjockey.

the person who defined this before me is mad grody. ew.

by Juloria April 20, 2005

gritties

An elusive pair of beautiful boobies - kept warm and cozy in a grey dress. Only visible after midnight in various pubs and never to be seen again. Completely unforgettable - they will ruin the attractiveness of most all other females. Proof that God does love mankind.

I thought I saw gritties the other night but it was only a basketball in a gym bag.

by Mr. Smith's January 5, 2009

fanti-gotting

This is a very distrubing act where an otherwise normal male starts fantasizing about ass-wrecking another (usually of smaller stature) male.

Holy Shit. E-ore hasn't seen a good looking bitch for so long, he's fanti-gotting about Pee Wee Herman.

by Forrest June 3, 2004