San Fernando Valley Snack

When an individual chops off a man's penis and saves it for later.

"I was getting hungry, so I pulled my San Fernando Valley Snack out of my purse"

by Isaiah Moon August 25, 2011

Fernando

In the guy sense a big jackass who cheats on girls and thinks he can get away with it.
also a giant fat a$$

Damn he's such a Fernando

by Aye it's the young OG October 7, 2016

Fernando

A white guy with a pretty small penis but attractive

Girl : I’m bored of Fernando

Mom:ok
Girl: but he’s really attractive

by Wall Streetjournal February 3, 2020

Fernando

A gay ass boi with pink hair who keeps falling for straight bois smh

Fernando, Stop

by Shrimpy._.Noodles February 8, 2019

fresando

freezing in Spanish

Andrea: I am fresando
Ari: Fresando, is that your alter ego?
Andrea: No its freezing in Spanish.

Brandon: Those meese are fresando.
Andrea: Meese are made for fresando weather.

by Dre104 March 21, 2010

fernando garcia

A person who is very sensitive in many ways but could also be a complete asshole.

Joe:"hey, isn't that guy Fernando Garcia the one who spilled the trash?"
Bob:"Ya but he is very sensitive so he gets away with it."

by Mexican_Idiot July 15, 2016

Fernando Moreno

A shortened version of the word taco in chats

Hey Fernando Moreno, ready to get roasted?

by nevermoreee November 8, 2016