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fortunability

To be in a situation that is fortunate or favorable.
I had the fortunability to see my team win the Super Bowl.
by jjacks May 9, 2015
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Fortunality

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
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Ray Fortune

A pre-mature dickwad who is so into over doing his power of establishment that he forgets to not shop at baby gap for his work clothes. Ray is a racist, sexist, and homophobic whore just like the confederates he teaches about in history class who’s sex appeal isn’t even strong enough for shrek
Ray Fortune is a pompousth pusthy
by steve harvey is daddy March 24, 2019
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Fortune Cookie

a girl of oriental ethnicity; (usually Chinese) but can be more than likely mistaken for a jumpoff...(mainly because of her looks)
hey, I saw this super-bad fortune cookie the other day...
by Full Court* February 4, 2021
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fortunication

To copulate with an exceptionally gross/ugly girl and subsequently receive a cash award for doing so, perhaps perpetrated by a loving brother who is trying to help out his ugly sister by paying someone to do her.
I would only have sex with that ugly bitch under the conditions of fortunication.
by The Grottomaster May 30, 2015
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Fortune Clubbed

When you get fucked up at The Fortune Club and the next day you feel like asshole that has been burning for days and prey for death
Guy: Hey, you want to go shoot some pool later?
Friend: Hell no; I got Fortune Clubbed last night.
by DanaDanaTheEntertaina March 23, 2022
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Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.
"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."
by Wavion November 28, 2023
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